I have to give credit where credit is due. It appears that I
have struck a nerve with our friends over at I’m Just Sayin’…It is hard to
argue with the events spelled out by Mr. I’m Just Sayin’… What he has failed to
tell you thought is the rest of the story. After his little rant about the “truth”
it went a little more like this:
Mr. I’m Just Sayin…:
…Either way, I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to!
Sonny: Are you a
Communist Yankee sympathizer?
Mr. I’m Just Sayin…:
I pull for the team I …
Sonny: Are you a
Communist Yankee Sympathizer?
Mr. I’m Just Sayin…:
You’re G**D*** right I am!
Since he rested his case it is now in the hands of you, the
jury. Mr. Foreman, have you reached a verdict?
He did erroneously point out that I said the darkest day in history
was the death of Apollo Creed. I said it was one of the darkest days. That might just put enough reasonable
doubt into his version of the truth.
This just in…
At 7 o'clock this evening eastern time technology forces of
the Upstate of South Carolina launched a series of strikes against the
headquarters, terrorist facilities, and technology assets that support Mr. I’m
Just Sayin…’s…subversive activities. The attacks were concentrated and
carefully targeted to minimize casualties among the world wide web of people
with whom we have no quarrel. From initial reports, our forces have succeeded
in their mission.
Several weeks ago in Lake Oconee, GA, I warned Mr. I’m Just
Sayin…we would hold his regime accountable for any new terrorist attacks
launched against American citizens.
Our evidence is direct; it is precise; it is irrefutable. We
have solid evidence about other attacks Mr. I’m Just Sayin… has planned against
the United States blogger installations and diplomats and even American NBA
fans.
Mr. I’m Just Sayin…is not only an enemy of the Upstate of
South Carolina. His record of subversion and aggression against the neighboring
Bloggers is well documented and well known. He has ordered the slander of
fellow Bloggers in countless counties. He has sanctioned acts of terror in Pure
Joy, outbehindthewoodshed, and Our Life, as well as at Sonny’Side. Today we
have done what we had to do. If necessary, we shall do it again. It gives me no
pleasure to say that, and I wish it were otherwise. Before Mr. I’m Just Sayin…
seized power in 2009, the people of Google had been friends of the United
States. And I'm sure that today most Bloggers are ashamed and disgusted that
this man has made their passion for prose a synonym for barbarism around the internet.
The Blogging people are a decent people caught in the grip of a tyrant.
It must be the core of Southern policy that there be no
sanctuary for terror. And to sustain such a policy, free men and free nations
must unite and work together. Sometimes it is said that by imposing sanctions
against Mr. I’m Just Sayin…or by striking at his terrorist installations we
only magnify the man's importance, that the proper way to deal with him is to
ignore him. I do not agree.
Long before I started this blog, Mr. I’m Just Sayin…had
engaged in acts of international terror, acts that put him outside the company
of civilized men. For years, however, he suffered no economic or political or
military sanction; and the atrocities mounted in number, as did the innocent
dead and wounded. And for us to ignore by inaction the slander of American
civilians and American NBA fans, whether in person or online, is simply not in
the Southern American tradition. When our citizens are abused or attacked
anywhere in the world on the direct orders of a hostile regime, we will respond
so long as I'm writing this blog. Self-defense is not only our right, it is our
duty. It is the purpose behind the mission undertaken tonight, a mission fully
consistent with Article 51 of the Blogger Nations Charter.
We believe that this preemptive action against his terrorist
installations will not only diminish Mr. I’m Just Sayin…capacity to export
terror, it will provide him with incentives and reasons to alter his criminal
behavior. I have no illusion that tonight's action will ring down the curtain
on Mr. I’m Just Sayin…’s reign of terror. But this mission, violent though it
was, can bring closer a safer and more secure world for decent men and women.
We will persevere. This afternoon we consulted with the readers of blogs
everywhere regarding what we were about to do and why. Tonight I salute the
skill and professionalism of the men and women of our Technology Forces who
carried out this mission. It's an honor to be your Commander in Chief.
We Americans are slow to anger. We always seek peaceful
avenues before resorting to the use of force -- and we did. We tried quiet
diplomacy, public condemnation, economic sanctions, and demonstrations of literary
force. None succeeded. Despite our repeated warnings, Mr. I’m Just Sayin…continued
his reckless policy of intimidation, his relentless pursuit of terror. He
counted on Sonny to be passive. He counted wrong. I warned that there should be
no place on Earth where terrorists can rest and train and practice their deadly
skills. I meant it. I said that we would act with others, if possible, and
alone if necessary to ensure that terrorists have no sanctuary anywhere.
Tonight, we have.
Thank you, and God bless you.
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